Diana Joy
May 9, 20161 min
Hello Reader! Welcome back to the regular Monday post. I am in labour. Gestation has been two years. And the baby is only twenty pages long. It is not premature, just small, like me. It has been properly nourished and a qualified professional team has been seeing to its health. I will get the second proof results mid-week. I think we are about seven centimeters dilated. The baby is gender neutral and its name is "From the Wet Coast, with Love". Check out the "Works" page soon for the first pictures of my sweet baby.
Peace, Love, and joy,
Diana